abbielane
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rochester, United States
The great pretender
Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26
She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.
Pentium_4 27
wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...
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KitGrey 4
So cover her floor in pins and tie her to a chair to 'cure' her.
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's too far and is considered abuse and possibly torture. How would you like it being tied to a chair and have your floor covered in pins to prevent your escape?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Hey, well if you're into that kind of stuff...
lepuppykicker 15
Instead of pins how about Legos?
ALpein 0
89, now that is WAY too far.
brackaman 18
89, you have officially crossed the line into pure evil. Hot coals maybe, but legos are reserved for like murderers.
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
Did she really think you were going to buy that excuse? there's a pretty big gap between sleep walking and punching someone in the face..
xStaciexLynnx 15
People who sleepwalk can punch someone...
KiddNYC1O 22
17- Do your research first. Sleepwalkers may pose a threat.
Windv 12
Slap her really hard to "make sure she's really awake" cause sleepwalking is dangerous!
ATEEN_fml 3
Hahahaha, Just give her her life !!
GVirdi 11
25 they did that a long time ago
tennisrapper1 14
She was just going out to the party to sleep! Isn't that what kids do nowadays?
FranzFerdinand 18
Yeah, they do sleep with people. Duh OP. FYL for having an idiot daughter.
snowdust 2
Today, I woke up as I punched my mother in the face. I've never sleepwalked before. She won't believe me and insists I was awake. FML
theladysman 1
yeah right, you did knock her ob her ass ?
210tex 1
If she was sleep walking she would of had the clothes she sleeps in if she didn't she must be lying
simonsaysYDI 8
Yeah... some sleepwalkers can and will get dressed. Some will cook or clean or attempt to drive. Getting dressed wouldn't be a shocker.
shots1996 8
The funny part is. Sleepwalkers don't even know their sleep walking until they wake up and find their in a different location. Take it from someone who has slept and walked. I didn't know I was till I found my self locked in the next room and my dad was tryin to get me out
FireFlie07 20
Alarm system and hidden camera?