Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I got my first tip. It was a Mentos. FML
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Jimboom 12
At least it was a tasty tip. ;0)
Rocksygen 0
Could it have a meaning? Like "Keep your mouth fresh". Anyway Mentos tip is better than no tip.
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Romeo218 0
did u eat it? i got a quarter once on a $60 tab. i just left the quarter on the table but going home i got on the bus and i was exactly a quarter short. i found that funny.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Let me guess. The man driving the bus was named Mr. Iron E. Blows?
misssmidastouch 0
you should have posted that as your own fml!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(sighs) May I have your mailing address again, please? This is about the 10th time I've had to chop a part of my body off. First it was a small piece of brain, and... (starts foaming) OH GOD!!! NOOOOOO!!!! (starts convulsing) BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!! (bites the nearest co-worker) (returns to his desk, straightens his tie and wipes the foam off of his mouth) Um... where was I? Oh yeah. Mailing address, please?
me5 0
I would take that as a double tip
blazingman311 1
Better than the Mentos WRAPPER I got.
Buellzorz 0
get the DIET COKE!!!
xsuicidal_memori 0
OMFG I WAS THINKING THAT XD mentos rocket FTW >:D
CallMeHush 1
Here is another tip... Don't eat yellow snow. I bet your day is complete now.
nogoodnelly 0
That wasn't a tip, it fell out of someone's purse as they tried to decide if you were worth a whole five dollar bill or not.
Cupffin 0
Maybe there's a reason you got some Mentos... Try to smell your own breath before serving. FYL.
Voids 0
This was the tip: Brush your teeth, you have lethal breath mate.
grimmelok 0
Brush your goddamn teeth.