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bride2be This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks for that

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

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Tell her you'll send it back immediately, but Ebay it instead for money. If she asks where it is, say it got lost in the post somewhere :P

Return a picture of your middle finger. What a bitch.

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yea....I would have told her no

I would just be like "F.U." And hang up. :)

Send it back to her op, no one needs her or her present. Karma will get her back. Don't do anything that will make you close to her standards.

Since she yelled at you, I wouldn't send it back.

take a shit on it first.