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nu_ravers_101 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks but no thanks

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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Comments (61)

I want something else... (do-do-do, do-do-do-dooo)

DRY!!! #15

whipped

hey_you_TeamJaco 0

that's mean!! bois r dumb, their super stupid.

@137 *Boys are dumb, they're super stupid The irony of your comment did make me laugh :)

TheWayILovedYou 0

That's so mean! I'm sorry, :(

that may have been him saying yes to u

It happens to all us in my such she called me a low life scum of the earth week my wisdom move be the new chick it works

Dot. Start a sentence with the word "who" unless it's a question