Can2
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Swindled
Today, I called my auto insurance company to try to get some discounts and lower my rate. I ended up adding $30 to my monthly payment. FML
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xximikeixx 8
Should've switched to geico and saved 15%
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time
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Comments (54)
xximikeixx 8
Should've switched to geico and saved 15%
annie_nk 23
Plot twist. His insurance company is Geico!
HKCgrimmjow 15
Plot twist: stop with the plot twists!
MrSassypants 34
#17, if you want to stop plot twists joke, you shouldn't make them. That's like replying to "that's a shitty situation" with "that's a shitty joke."
JosephMoore77 8
#21, He wasnt making the joke, he was mocking him
Fuaaad1994 31
That sure did twist the plot pretty darn well.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Mr sassy pants I was mocking the plot twist that has become increasingly popular on this site. People try way too hard with them now. It's on every FML I read.
Wizardo 34
Plot twist: these jokes are overrated and shit, stop.
euphoricness 28
Plot twist: I have to poop
hickdog 6
Wouldn't that be a plop twist? I know, I know. couldn't help it.
\ 28
You just never know when jokes go out of style in the FML world. FML is an enigma.
LinkandSaria 10
Plot twist: My phone is at half battery.
TheWildRover1 12
Plot twist: Shut the f*** up and don't try so hard to be funny!
incoherentrmblr 22
Plot twist: His insurance is State Farm and Jake persuaded him at 3am...
slayertack 19
How did you Manage to do that?
StompinOnCrayons 15
Getting coerced into purchasing branded t-shirts, keyrings, mousemats and the deed to someone's soul..
tomwantssnow 14
Insurance agents are sneaky bastards
SammyS2012 21
jokes on you 26- the deed to one unlucky soul was automatically included in my car insurance premium. free of charge!
HJKM_fml 19
Probably added on some "much needed" benefits. Insurance companies can be tricky like that. OP next time, don't be afraid to say no and hang up.
coried91 28
I think you did it wrong...
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time
chevygirl23 17
I'm very curious to what OP said to even get in that predicament.
kimblie 15
pure skill right there..
Greenteamextreme 16
Damn sales men!
annie_nk 23
Save money by spending more! Insurance logic.
AwkwardHaole808 16
"If you act now we can give you some more great coverage for the low price of $30.00 more a month!"
LostApplePie 1
Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas!
JD1147 27
Ahh lame jokes... I always liked "Ask me if I'm an orange." "Are you an orange?" "No." Bahahaha... What a pisser
LinkandSaria 10
You two are the reason I like this site...
zoegirl_455 30
They tricked you! Next time get out a calculator and pretend to calculate everything they offer you. It'll freak them out and show them you won't be fooled again!
JosephMoore77 8
Yes because they can see the calculator over the phone
zoegirl_455 30
That's why you say "hold on a sec I gotta punch this into my calculator" problem solved
Edumcg 24
I bet that pretending part will end up with OP writing "boobs" on his calculator.