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Silver linings?

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

in a way....he's right.

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YDI because your bf is freakin hilarious good comeback

zippers045 0

hes such a jerkk!

you fail for trying to show off to your ex or make him feel bad for you. He dumped you. Move on. I'd give you a witty comeback too.

Today, I tried to guilt trip my ex. He's over me. I'm not over him and I embarassed myself. FML.

SilentConfession 0

Your post should have been "I can't spell.-FML"

Sorry but... LMAO

Sounds like you were trying to brag to your ex hoping he'd want to get back together with you. :/

grammar fail

Monty_Python 0

YDI for trying to make him feel guilty.

oh boo hoo...EAT A BURGER THEN, jeez fat people when they lose some weight...