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blutownie13 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Silver linings?

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

in a way....he's right.

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brokenrecord07 0

You have terrible grammar. You need to learn the difference between your and you're.

What's so bad about this? You lost weight, he found his witty side, and everyone goes home happy. Well except you for being pwned, and him for failing in grammar. So really, you got nothing to complain about.

LOL!!!! AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Maybe you shouldn't have tried to guilt-trip him. One of the many reasons I dislike other girls.

Kudos to number 7.

ohhhhshizzz 0

#60, you cant even spell FOR. not FOOR, you idiot. and OP you shouldnt have guilt tripped him, it would have went smoother. but why are you talking to your exes anyway if you had a bad break up? YDI/FYL

Hopefully he said "you're welcome". "Your welcome" makes him sound like a dumbass... Oh wait...

uh, id so be thanking him!!!

phreshrice 0

FYL. i'd be pissed too.

LOL @ #10! Win.