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Shade thrown

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied, "It's not the cat you should be worried about". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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EffinWhosLife 0

Guess you and the cat have some room for improvement.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Umm okay? You just made every girl who read this that ways 125 or over feel fat. Thanks.

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Comments (25)

I bet you said that those supersized meals you buy where for sharing with the cat.

I bet the op likes them, especially the chicken giblets

just say " ok mom point prove but being fat is something I can fix ... being old is something you can't " hahahahaha

YDI for being fat

Don't you just love it when your mom is so discrete? :D

Haha sorry but funny

RealReality 12

Mean

Mad_Or_Nah 13

"Apply Cold Water To The Burn"

Maybe it's time for you and your cat to team up and get that diet started.