CrystalsDontWork
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
El Paso, United States
Scammers gonna scam
Today, my colleagues and I found out that our boss has been taking business advice from an astrologer, as well as a soothsayer. FML
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razzledazzle21 23
Well, how is business?
TheDrifter 24
Well, most employees star gaze and tell the boss sweet sounding lies anyhow, this really isn't any different.
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RedPillSucks 33
Tell him his crystal ball ain't so crystal clear.
Pauschinator 22
Seems legit.
BadApple88 29
To each his own
iisisaac 9
hopefully business will be sky high
RpiesSPIES 27
Mars looks bright, tonight.
Dracoboxer357 36
Is this where I should insert a "I'm only trying to get a good look at Uranus" comment? ;P
perdix 31
I predict you will all be unemployed soon. "But the astrologer said everyone will buy our new toeless socks!..."
skyeyez9 25
An old childhood friend of mine is big into that Pagan, nature worship stuff. So much that she believes her life is already prewritten" in the stars and therefore doesn't do shit to better her life. That "karma" will one day repay her and make her prosper. That is what she gets for worshipping trees, water and dirt, "nature sprites and nature goddesses" and whatever else.
Obey_StudBoii 23
She sounds like a twisted individual.
TwistedCherub1 15
Not all pagans are like that. I have pagan friends who work very hard to better their lives and the lives of others. Tell your friend Karma actually pays out, good or bad, in the next life, not this one. She needs to do her homework instead of using a vague idea as an excuse to be lazy.
brinnablaine 22
I am pagan myself, as are many of my friends. Though we worship gods and goddesses, revere (not worship) nature, and believe to our own degree in magic, spirits, karma, and divination, we also believe that the world we live in is primarily a physical, rational one. We may consult tarot cards, or astrology to search for patterns and cyles in our lives but when it comes to making important decision, we use our heads and act rationally. Don't judge all pagans by the actions of uneducated, misinformed idiots who are 'into pagan stuff' and just want attention. very few actual pagans are anything like that.
skittlepanda 2
I'm Pagan and believe very much so that the Goddess has my life planned for me. but I don't see how that means I'm not bettering myself. I work, I go to school, I have a family. don't paint us all with the same brush.
sparkieoo7 10
well that sucks. better start job hunting soon op
TameGeek 21
Should we assume this revelation came at the same time as the news of the business becoming bankrupt?
Not_Impressed13 9
Do we work for the same company???