Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in ages. I went in early, but instead of anyone telling me, they waited for the manager to come and get mad at me because it was supposed to be an online interview. I apologized and we went ahead with the interview, but she seemed disinterested and annoyed. I don’t think I got the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I got an interview. It went great until the recruiter asked if I had questions. Trying to sound thoughtful, I asked, "What do employees dislike most about working here?" The recruiter laughed and said, "That's a unique way to phrase that." I spent the rest of the interview wondering why my brain chose violence at the worst possible moment. FML
Today, during a job interview, I was asked to describe myself in three words. My mind went blank, so I panicked and blurted out, “Hungry, sleepy and… flexible?” The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “That's not the worst answer I've ever gotten but… come on.” I didn’t get the job. FML
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Goldenchest 14
*yawn*
411onstuff 0
uhh it's probably nothing personal they peob didn't get enough sleep I'm always yawning and if it was about u u deserved it
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Comments (83)
jordanprodigy023 0
Your reading too much into it
rawrrawrrachael 0
get over it
winnn_fml 0
honestly that didn't mean you are boring
hawty12345 0
Chill out..Just because he yawned doesn't mean he's not interested. I don't see why this should be an FML..If he wasn't interested then he wouldn't stay to interview you in the first place.
ThatLooksSticky 16
An interview for 8 months? That is one long interview.
nate_msm 0
it's k I'm kidding lol
baconboy_42 8
An 8-month long interview? I'd yawn too.
jokolopolop 0
lols
Nukey 2
You know, I never yawn out of boredom. Only when I'm tired or someone else yawns. I think yawning due to boredom is a myth and people are stupid for considering a yawn rude...
benderbot19 0
guys, clearly the interview wasn't for 8 months :) anyway, i have to leave now, i keep yawning reading this!! *yawn* sorry, op, but don't take it personally. my boss once got very angry at me for yawning when she was explaining something to me, she screamed and asked me if i was boring her. i was paying attention, i just couldn't help it. i was very tired. it may have not meant anything at all. sometimes people don't realize they're doing it.
undesirablelove 0
awh