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sad drummer - - United States - La Jolla

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

SerpentBoy 8

Friday 18 January 2013 3:40

I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

Quinn32 16

Friday 18 January 2013 3:40

You're such a helpful person.

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 18:21

**** that, go tell them to find some other poor "ugly" drummer. Who do they think they are, Queen?

imhope 23

Friday 24 July 2015 0:02

You're the duff

Olafur 29

Thursday 26 May 2016 2:59

I hope you left the band.

PtCaboose 21

Thursday 28 July 2016 17:08

Ringo Starr?

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 16 July 2017 19:41

What an asshole.

ass 11

Thursday 6 April 2023 21:47

Sleep with his girlfriend

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Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

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Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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