Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Furnaceman 0
a woman controls a man by withholding sex, but masters him by furnishing it
KMilliron 2
Lysistrata much? Or is it Lysistrana?
kruzito 0
Oh... look at me.... I'm smart because I'm holding a root beer! ........NOT! Idiot.
rg2009 0
I can't even tell if that's a guy or girl
felipe87 2
no 88 I think you are the idiot. just because it's in a root beer glass does not mean it is root beer. if you would have looked at it you can clearly see two different colors, layered. it is probably a black and tan.
GRyphonLJJ 0
Furnaceman's wife is very wise. And he is smart enough to appreciate her wisdom. There is nothing my wonderful husband wouldn't do for me; because there is nothing I won't do for (to or with) him. ;) Before the BS starts...It is about respect and trust. Somethings many FML'ers are not familiar with. He respects me enough to not ask for anything demeaning or degrading and I trust what ever he asks is within those boundaries.
RedPillSucks 33
Not much of a man if he's so easily controlled or mastered.
drifterz 0
Sounds like she has control issues.
yidso 0
typical *****
tpw9qd 1
You're a lazy slob who doesn't help out enough around the house, which is why all the points come from domestic chores. You need a high amount of points because she isn't sexually attracted to you. You've got some problems OP
esha774 0
your an ass whole
apology89 2
That's what you get for being a man!
esha774 0
your an ass
randomvisitor 6
make a point system for her to go shopping, one **** is 20 points, and she needs 2300 to go, see who gives in first...
zachattack7731 4
I like that one better
Doortje 30
What are you doing on FML then?! Start doing the laundry, dude!
playboyintown 4
she seem to be playing games much.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
You must be a total zero in bed for her to not want to have sex with you. YDI.
arianylas 3
The wife is obviously brilliant. If OP wasn't so lazy, maybe she wouldn't need to motivate him just to get him to help around the house. Get moving, OP!