Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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masolano 0
just be like..oh what do u know u need 2600 points to go out shopping
MissEmma_fml 22
Heey.. I kno you don't I xD
SLP9008 0
lmao. That's awesome. Maybe you should be a decent husband and help her sometimes and maybe the 'points' system would disappear. Great Idea though.
zombiebram 0
grow some balls. leave her now!!!
cheezybob 0
if she does that find it else where that way you don't need points **** that shit
trav747 0
be a man and slap her with ur dick
bglad09 0
well how much for a *******.
tlbmama 0
that's an awesome idea lol
RockstarRN 10
Yup! FYL!
trey9991 0
go get it somewhere else. if my old lady did this shed be someone else's old lady real fast