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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wilmington, United States
Quick exit
Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML
Top comments
haileyrows 26
Looks like your plan fell through
_kyleG_ 34
Sounds pane-ful
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Comments (75)
Sausageburger2 13
Irony sucks man. Hope you feel better soon!
Rainbow2Cloud 12
He had a concern for an open window that he shouldn't have fell for!
MrSassypants 34
Reminds me of the time I tied my shoes so I wouldn't trip but I tripped anyway. Should've not tried to tie my shoes when I was surrounded by wet floor signs, butter, and banana peels.
ohjoy15 33
Has anybody actually tripped over a banana peel in real life? Serious question.
keiNan_fml 35
#15 oh yeah, thrice.
thatguynamedsky 32
@15 those things slide like magic, I've done it at school thinking I wouldn't actually slip haha
chef4money 12
I have never seen it but I did watch someone slip on a Roma tomato. He was really tall and it took him forever to fall. My instant laughing was uncontrollable, thankfully he thought it was funny. Thank God for cameras in the kitchen, everyone watched that video.
Stormcloak 20
15, once, in class, my Spanish teacher threw a banana peel on the ground and had himself and then a volunteer walk on it to see if they're actually slippery. ... And, yes, they are.
Skinyrd 17
Well good deal for trying to help people. Bad deal you fell out the window. Chew some tobacco. It'll take your mind off the whole deal.
MehNameIsJuan 15
Thats probably the worst advice I have ever heard.
JazzHandsFML 28
I heard you can also drown your sorrows in vodka.
PizzaElHutt 7
You could've at least suggested smoking pot. That would be much more preferable.
ajs1987 15
I hope you're ok. I guess you're arms aren't broken since you were able to type this. Irony sucks sometimes.
1dvs_bstd 41
your** brother, your!! Except English isn't your first language, get your shit together.
rokhan 3
*Unless, not except .. maybe you should get your shit together before being a grammar Nazi
ajs1987 15
Normally I'd beat myself up over this grammatical error, but I'll forgive myself because of two things: it was Monday morning, and you seem to be beating yourself up plenty. So "except" I do this again today, I won't be upset.
JazzHandsFML 28
are you trying to justify stupidity by stating it's another day of the week? *you're* pathetic
1dvs_bstd 41
Except: preposition 1. with the exclusion of; excluding; save; but: They were all there except me. If you didn't already, you should feel really stupid.
ajs1987 15
You're (intentionally done) lives must be so fun.
Wiringify 22
And the correct form would have been "excepting". Feel stupid already?
Cristian89 29
Must be that much of a dangerous window that it needs to be kept shut
ohjoy15 33
I'm going to go with yes considering OP himself fell through...
hunterjumper88 8
Window you people ever learn? *hangs head in shame* Sorry. I had to.
haileyrows 26
Looks like your plan fell through
Moklon 18
I feel your pane. Hope you're alright
ajs1987 15
At first I thought this was a misspelling, but then I realized it's a glass pun . . . bravo
False_Stupidity 42
Not sure why you were confused, I thought it was quite... clear.
sunnyskys 25
so the window and you had a fall out I'm sorry to hear about your loss lol jk be careful and try not to get hurt too much...
KhaleesiDannie 26
I hope you're okay hopefully no one else fell out after you