Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Punished
Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML
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Vintage_Cola 29
Your mother is ******* awesome XD
Welshite 40
"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."
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Julyrain 18
could have tried telling her that it's sex ed XD
thenielsens 12
Haha oh the damaging memories of our childhoods
qwerty585 4
thats not right she shouldnt punish you and embarrass you for watching **** especially if you were doing it privately
rightlessonwrong 17
Been there!! Awkward as ****! When I first saw American Pie my mother gave me a play-by-play reasons why the guy came early. When my brother wanted to watch it when it came out he said it would be weird if I watched it him. "I watched it with Mom!" That shut'em up.
martin8337 36
Was she play by playing it like John Madden? Now he slips it inside "boom" money shot!
lmbachman 23
Best. Mother. EVER.
SookyLala 13
sicko
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Sounds like a punishment she had planned since before OP was born in case she EVER found herself in that situation.
stridick 9
i don't understand why parents get mad at teenagers watching ****? surely they watched some too. it doesnt make sense.
randomheartthrob 7
Best mother of the year award goes to your mom. That's awesome
bear88 2
Lol!!!