Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
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ostensibly 0
Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.
IamSpartacus 0
Your friends suck.
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Comments (136)
Tazzles 0
Um. Commonsense? A room full of drunk people usually means the chances of there being broken glass/bottles around the place are going to be pretty high. Your own fault for taking off your shoes.
LilaBear 2
Wow, you have crap friends. Not to mention, all my friends would totally be up for the excitement of an ER trip... you can have a party any old weekend.
gigi37 0
That sucks about your friends not being available to help you, but you do deserve it; if you're going to a party you know you will be dancing at, make sure you wear shoes you know you can walk/stand/dance in for more than a few hours. Plus you could have had your toes trampled on as well; hopefully you learned your lesson
Athena_Lauren 0
Your friends are serious assholes!
MrFagHole 0
how did you drive with an rmergency necessary foot injury?
pinkunicorns14 0
OMH FAIL
Misayra 3
invest in some new friends lol
stevenmx86 8
Wear shoes that are comfortable.. They may look sexy but it's nullified by the awful whining... Wtf is wrong with women?
pop7467 7
Nice friends
youknowimright 5
You suck, i wouldnt pity you either, who the **** dances barefoot on a dancefloor, and i assume its a club or bar and everyones drunk so i wouldnt expect a warning from anyone. stop bitching, you deserve this.