Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
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Leprecon 3
Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.
skiz_fml 0
Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day. And to be a ******* asshole, FIRST! (I bet this gets buried straight away)
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Comments (79)
lonely_wife 0
hey did you see this post :#5658731... its really similar! lol =D
Prawn_fml 2
Why would wearing a skirt make this behaviour reasonable? This seems completely senseless regardless.
kaztor 0
Don't swat at flying stinging creatures... You will have less of a chance of them stinging you.
RandomCommenter 0
You realize if you had handled that rationally none of the rest of that would have happened, right?
some_girl9 8
Idiot. I can't believe you freaked out over a ******* BEE??!?!? None of that stuff would've happened if you just ignored it. THEY DON'T BOTHER YOU IF YOU DON'T BOTHER THEM. YDI doesn't even begin to describe it.
Jakojan 4
i hate people who are afraid of bees... just imagine them as flies that FIGHT BACK WHEN YOU TRY DO SMASH THEM IN TO A BILLION PIECES. they dont sting unless YOU swat at it and panic like a little kid. if someone swatted at YOU wouldnt YOU do something about it? (i just noticed i have an issue of capitalizing YOU)
skitzoyd 0
Ydi for freaking out
MasterOfTheXP 2
THAT BEE IS A SPY
Alei7 0
[OuCh] Well, I hope you've recovered in the past 23 days!
raachelbabyy 0
worst luck ever lmao