Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
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Top comments
Mightyrif 23
If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.
may14th 26
I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.
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Comments (41)
tranced_ 45
talk about public bathroom haha
tranced_ 45
talk about public bathroom haha
kaotic_angel88 24
it wasnt funny the first time u posted, why post the same thing again?
thejonac 21
i think he'll understand perfectly if you explain the situation to him. but i meant after you settled our business
vikky538 29
why op has to explain the situation...
Spentpoet 26
You should've told them you called Sally for a good time.
mfxray 10
Mondays
stryder9090 28
Shoulda went over the top
biebahood 15
you could've told them your situation n they might've helped... nah?
Colon_Man 17
What the what? Urinals don't have doors. Come to think of it, neither do trees. Just use a tree next time.
truckers_wife 23
#26 is right, why was there a door? At first I thought it was the main door to the restroom, but then you said that you crawled under it...
ChristianH39 30
Then OP obviously wasn't using a urinal.
Brandi_Faith 34
He/she was obviously in the stall using the toilet
deejoy 22
No urinals in the girl's bathroom I'm afraid. :)
tdawg91 17
Female toilets don't have urinals.... Some guys prefer using stalls..... Why does this need an explanation?
Jinxsie 27
You don't poop in a urinal.
Foxrabbit 9
Don't worry. I had it happen to me in school. You should have seen those people's faces as I crawled out.
xluciferx666 21
Say that the government said to join spec ops you had to to practice your ninja skills anywhere and everywhere