Durrrrrr
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Not a great start
Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
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macfluffers 0
...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.
zarco51 0
whats wrong with not drinking?
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Comments (142)
YoItsHannah 0
sooo??? he's a Christian...they're is nothing wrong with that?!
caitlinh12345 0
GOD DOESN'T EXIST
Aaven 0
ditto. maturity FTW!!!
rebel47 1
you are a shallow fcking bitch!!!just go to a ***** house and apply there and you'll get what you need.
thirdbase1733 0
brainwashed? really?
lakk30 0
haha I liked how you put party in quotations
hiphopapotamuz 0
what a pussy bible pushers are close minded *****!
StoryOfTheYear 15
o man your whole life goes out the window when you can't drink, not, i'm Christian and am non alchoholic, but I hang around with people who drink and have an amazing time
Pommy_fml 0
grow a soul
YoItsHannah 0
they're is nothing wrong with being a christain!