Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
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LemonBlue 0
"you were an accident and we still dress you"
amrik 11
never call a dog fat. it's your fault for not walking it. walk it so you and the dog can lose wight
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Comments (123)
trollolololo 0
lose some weight
Shazzora 0
slap that child!! it shouldn't be able to say that!!
MRobvious750 0
#30- the child shouldn't be slapped but thanked for a reality check. OP should get off her fat ass
Randuhh_17 4
no, the child shouldn't be slapped, but the child shouldn't be thanked either, Op should talk to her, and let her know that that wasn't a nice thing to say. Truth in it or not, these days, we need all the people with manners we can get!
lesdodis 0
agreed whoop that child I learned the hard way n i say demand respect
CitrusGirl 0
"it?"
Randuhh_17 4
yeah, truth in the kid's statement...
fair113 1
I kinda want to know why you called the daughter an "it"
Shazzora 0
haha, 'cause I forgot if it was a girl or boy. (or because it doesn't deserve to be called a child) I dunno really...
iseyixes 18
Definitely need to stop this before your kids are fat too OP
Killerturtle 11
Take the hint!
Great1993 0
hello where are you from?
LaughinStock 16
where r u from 62???
enderless 6
Lead by example, fatty
808Boyo 4
I think you should let the youngest one be the leader of the household...she'd get shit done!
RainbowHeadache 2
Sooo... it's okay for you to call the dog fat but god forbid your kid calls you fat?
ILoveTabz 0
hahah awwww
milanowjoseph 2
Awesome.
Dreamkiller51 5
yea their mom got told!!