Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 640 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 372 You deserved it 19 506
Today, the nicest present I received for my 18th birthday was a free razor in the mail. It was then stolen by my mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 013 You deserved it 1 706
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 262 You deserved it 3 877
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 210 You deserved it 23 059
Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 843 You deserved it 419
Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML I agree, your life sucks 897 You deserved it 161
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!