Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 708 You deserved it 543
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 341 You deserved it 3 517
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 680 You deserved it 30 925
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 975 You deserved it 2 524
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML I agree, your life sucks 483 You deserved it 95
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!