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Today, I was on a date with a guy, we were sitting in a restaurant having a fairly good conversation, when I had to go to the washroom. I left the table and when I came back, he was gone. Along with my wallet and car keys. FML

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VanillaTwilight_fml 0

Uhhh, I never would have left my purse and keys.

doodlebug93 0

YDI for leaving your wallet and keys with him. you set yourself up for disaster.

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Comments (79)

Why would you leave your wallet and car keys? Dumbass

derpy_batman 4

That's why you take your stuff with you

I hope you called the cops

Why would you leave your wallet and keys behind?

Why did you leave them there with a person you didn't know in the first place?

always take your wallet and keys with you.

In Canada? I bet he was black

InfiniteSecret 20

Who leaves their wallet and car keys on the table when they go to the bathroom. Seriously how did that seem like a good idea.