Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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dasquezar 3
At least you'll die in a house with pretty trees
akiahara 14
Life needs an undo button.
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Comments (78)
fordneagles 34
*Bought a house. Guess you'll have to go and buy somewhere else now.
VeganVampyre 27
No no, they brought it with them. They don't need to buy another new house, just bring this one to a new location.
Marmarfarfar 25
Going to have to move or stay inside all the time OP.
Marmarfarfar 25
Love the user name btw.
happylappy 21
I hate those darn cheery blossom trees! They make a huge mess, it's almost impossible not to get them inside, and as soon as they appear they blow off.
jayleensmama 14
Damn those cheery trees. Shouldn't everyone have miserable trees?
sabrinaacrow 26
Cut them down so you don't have to suffer
happylappy 21
It's illegal to cut down government owned trees.
MissEmma_fml 22
You brought a house? Wow, that's clever!
gotaplanstan 28
If you can bring it to that neighborhood you can just as easily bring it to one that doesn't have cherry blossoms!
Marmarfarfar 25
So clever
Louis1992 9
Wouldn't u realize that the few times u went to see the house? How idiotic can u get?
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't think he realized he had an allergy so it's an honest mistake.
Marmarfarfar 25
Think you will be able to survive there with some medication maybe?
dude443 4
Didn't u check the house out before you bought it ??