Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
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llamafish 25
Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.
Grimmerie 31
You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM. By setting their door on fire. Welcome to the neighbourhood!
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
Now, you have a reason to talk to them. First, try politeness. If that fails, by-pass the legal system and go straight to batshit crazy.
SkateboardGirl88 11
Earplugs? Or just tell them to STFU.
fairydust91 2
Time to invest in some earmuffs.
jillybee101 7
So hammer their face. Problem solved.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
That seems like how a romantic comedy would start... And after that youll go over there all pissed off and find a nice girl and you will slowly fall in love with each other while facing funny situations O.o
KrayKrayGurl117 7
That seems like how a romantic comedy would start... And after that youll go over there all pissed off and find a nice girl and you will slowly fall in love with each other while facing funny situations O.o
krewer21 1
TFB; or Too Fuc&ing Bad
Sumalum 7
You're getting better at comments. Good job.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Shoot a bee's nest into their window. Only make sure to do it before you leave for work or something, so the added sounds of slaughter don't contribute to your ever-growing headache.
JackeeDawn 9
Everyone is spelling neighborhood wrong.