Work: My boss just hired my stalker. Apparently "he posted his clothes... - FML

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By Wasteofanangel - 12/12/2016 15:09

My boss just hired my stalker. Apparently "he posted his clothes through my letterbox and parked outside my home for hours, making me afraid to leave the house" isn't reason enough to turn down someone who left this job 2 years ago, while being investigated for gross misconduct.

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num1piglover 13

Tuesday 13 December 2016 5:13

Get the police involved if they aren't already. Stalking is serious. Be prepared to move jobs and talk to HR if you can. Most importantly stay safe.

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 19:11

File a police report and use it to get a restraining order. Legally, your employer will have no choice but to fire the stalker, or transfer them to another facility. Either way, they can't make you two work in the same building so long as the court order is in place.

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num1piglover 13

Tuesday 13 December 2016 5:13

Get the police involved if they aren't already. Stalking is serious. Be prepared to move jobs and talk to HR if you can. Most importantly stay safe.

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 19:11

File a police report and use it to get a restraining order. Legally, your employer will have no choice but to fire the stalker, or transfer them to another facility. Either way, they can't make you two work in the same building so long as the court order is in place.

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