Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML
Today, over half of my coworkers have called out for various reasons and my manager is on her third week of vacation. My coworkers keep calling out. I'm the only closer. I just want a day off. FML
Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML
Today, it's my first day off in over two months. My colleagues disagree - they won't stop calling me. I'm not allowed to turn my phone off. FML
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I had an emergency appendectomy, so I texted my boss to let him know about the situation. He replied that it'd be good for my continued employment prospects if I came into work tomorrow. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML
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DracoSpirita 21
If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.
knight0748 5
Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/
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Comments (104)
perdix 31
What a _eta_d!
gabe222 25
I'd like to buy the letter 'r', or should I just guess the phrase? What's my prize Pat?
perdix 31
#53, you get a slap on the wrist for using the r-word. See, I was cool by omitting the R's ;) For $100, you can get Vanna to slap you elsewhere.
rhysfucker 24
For $200 will she pinch my nipples between scrabble tiles Q and V?
rvontr88 21
Sounds like my job!
\ 28
I'd recommend you call and ask him about his kids are doing. :)
GRgoldfish 19
those sound like grade A emergency phone calls to me. I'm just kidding, but seriously it sounds like you're working with a bunch of morons.
stormchaser24 24
Sound like something my boss would do.
Enslaved 38
"Please Record Your Message After The Tone". *BEEP* Next time, scene all your calls and then decide if you want to return it or not.
perdix 31
Life is much better when you take off from work and they don't miss you at all, right? Look, put up with the shit today and angle for a raise and a promotion in the near future.
c4rpi0 20
Maybe you should be the boss
Epikouros 32
The letter R is between E for Eediyat and T for Troll.
ZacZ 8
Some boss.