Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Long haul
Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML
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littlexlune 16
Time to meet a man, not a boy.
TheWildRover1 12
Are you like 15 or something? Controlling mothers are the worst!
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sunnyray812 42
"Mommy says I can't see you anymore or she'll spank my bum."
mrzombielot 8
Don't make eye contact
phatdaddy62 23
Or make excessive eye contact.
sunnyray812 42
Stare at her to make her very uncomfortable. Stare the whole time.
TecheyTim 14
I sure you've head of the game "Wack-A-Mole".....why don't you try playing the Japanese version, "Smack-A-Bitch"??
phatdaddy62 23
Sounds like the game invented by the SlapaHo Indians.
worldclassrager 41
Couldn't you switch seats?
catmcross 7
Sounds like a good time to give her hell for being so controlling!
TogeBara 12
Had three different parents tell their children I couldn't date them. The girls and I were all the same age, (this was back in high school) I had good grades, and I always brought the girls home on time. Their reason that we couldn't date? I have yet to figure out. I actually helped 2 of the girls pass their classes by tutoring them at their house in the living room where they could keep an eye on us. I was the perfect boyfriend by most parent's eyes.
burritosrgood 12
This one doesn't end with FML either. FML
jeniaisling 6
**** punch her.
evilvagina 9
good time to catch up on some sleep.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
If he actually wanted to be with you, he wouldn't have broken up with you.