Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Long haul
Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML
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littlexlune 16
Time to meet a man, not a boy.
TheWildRover1 12
Are you like 15 or something? Controlling mothers are the worst!
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livia457 8
That sounds very lovely
vuragado 10
Say are we there yet over and over?
MidnaLink 35
Good. Now you can tell her how controlling she is and that she can **** off.
gracehi 33
Well, you've already been dumped. Nothing to lose now. Might as well make the most of it. I suggest gently blowing in her ear every time she looks away, then immediately looking in the opposite direction so she doesn't catch you. Then deny everything when she accuses you. Slowly escalate the obnoxiousness of your antics over the next seven hours. Have fun!
perdix 31
You should go all Vince Weiguang Li on her ass, or her head, as the case may be ;) Google it.
Rainhawk94 27
Google!
pwnman 33
On the bus, be sure to look at your phone or iPod or something smiling, and keep saying - "OH MAH GOD, I LUV MY BF *insert the current or a made up name for your BF here"*"
RayearthNinja 10
make her life hell
isabellasimone 18
Why do you have to sit next to her? Just ignore her
RedPillSucks 33
Mom has always been jealous of her son. She wanted you for herself. Now that you're her captive audience, she will profess her undying love for you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Switch seats.