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RadioactiveKush This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Monroe, United States

It's not karaoke night, mom

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream, "YEAH", "WOO HOO", and, "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing 'Amazing Grace' in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

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At least it wasn't negative.

How does one sing silently?

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At least it wasn't negative.

The real question is why is she drunk near kids?

#35, they where at a restaurant... try to read the FML next time...

incoherentrmblr 22

Did this happen at a Chik-Fil-A?...

That probably wasn't a very sweet sound for them.

And this is f YOUR life how exactly...?

It is embarrassing and disrespectful. Ops mom was cheering on a memorial while intoxicated ....

1dvs_bstd 41

apparently the only way parents embarrass their children is when they use their saliva to clean something on their childrens' face.. seriously #3...

Face palm** #3

rabid_otaku 29

Probably cuz dead dudes don't care or have the ability to post an FML

Maybe she needs to be more observant

I think the main issue is she was hammered but I guess that falls in with observation skills lol

How does one sing silently?

Lip syncing. All the best singers do it nowadays.

That was my question too.

Ummmm they're deaf and were signing it?? Makes OP's mum seem even more mental that way..

I think op probably meant quietly singing. Unless silent singing is this new thing I haven't heard of yet.

The very first thing I thought, too

Maybe OP meant that everyone else was silent whilst the kids were singing?

iTzSelverZz 14

She probably didn't have a clue and she wanted to cheer the kids up.

#7 or she was drunk af

At least she wasn't yelling insulting comments.

Those aren't part of the lyrics? Hm guess I've been doing it wrong then

That is when you escort her out of the room

iAmPaul 49

10 bucks says this is going to be the next illustrated FML. This one is hilarious.