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sochunky This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Bromham, United Kingdom

Is this seat taken?

Today, someone had thrown up onto the last remaining seat on the train. Guess who accidentally sat in it. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I suggest looking at the seat first OP

Your FML made me uneasy, but your username made me cringe.

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And that's why it was the last seat

Hopefully you weren't wearing a skirt.

corky1992 33

How did you not see that?

I will never understand the folk who just sit down wherever without remotely looking at where they're sitting. It sucks for sure, and you don't deserve it as no one really deserves that, but you don't really have anyone to blame but yourself.

I hope it was warm at least!

Sorry about that

You are so preoccupied OP.

I hope it was no pants day at least...

crazycrab86 8

I'm guessing that's why it was empty.

I can see how this would happen very easily. UK trains are always incredibly cramped, busy, and rushed, and the individual seating space per chair is so small that I'm not surprised you had little chance to see before you sat down. It's not as if you had much option to decide to stand either, unless you wanted to stand in the cramped space of the door lock like sardines with the twenty other people undoubtedly also stuck there.