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DramaticSigh This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I'm tired

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well at least they know your a good worker

Great customer service!!!!

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StopDropNRoll 11

Just say " I was trying to show you how excellent my customer service is (=D)" You have to do the grin too!

thats a very complicated grin to pull off though. start with something easier such as =) then advance to => then if you think you're ready, go for it =D

sxe_beast 11

And if you succeed in that you can attempt a C=

Then a XD face!

bizarre_ftw 22

Sounds like she's there a Lot!!!! Let me guess: paid 'business' lunches? :)

I do that all the time (deliberately) at my work. Just laugh it off and say it was a joke.

Well, do you see your boss often? Also, you showed that you're helpful to the customers.

At least you weren't zoning off, accidentally at some girl's boobs, and were able to quickly assist your boss. Great customer service!

Tell her to buy something or get out.

Poor management if you don't know them! Dw I made my regional manager stand outside the counter for an hour because he didn't have his company id and I didn't know who he was lol

That's why I sleep with all my bosses, it helps me remember their ****

That includes moobs, I assume?

Yup, giggity!

Most successful businesspeople don't hobnob with losers at retail counters. If it's any consolation, she probably doesn't even know your name and calls you "head count."

Honestly I would rather have said that than forgot to say anything.