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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff York, United Kingdom

I'm not going out there

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

How fowl.

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Birds are dicks

Bring a shotgun my friend