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Ava777 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Hit and run

Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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that was some quick karma, huh.

BitterTheory 0

There are lessons to be learned here...

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lol u shoulda hit harder

I did this in my senior year of high school. I also had a bunch of cocaine and an impressionable freshman girl in my car at the time.

stargirl14 0

thats what you get for skipping class :)

iiiirony.

Can't say i've hit a teacher, but in my sophomore year i skipped fifth, and drove my gf's car out the parking lot right past the school parole officer. Didn't even have a license at the time.. He just waved at me, lmao. Fun shit, skipping, although that was the only time i was in any real mortal danger from it. Thor watched over me that day. I won't say FYL, because that's just funny, but hell, i'd be a total hypocrite if i said YDI =D

good one

fatalkiss 0

haha this was on chacha girl talk... like third fml I've seen

YOU FAIL.

You deserve it for thinking that skipping is a good thing.

moon21_fml 0

You sound VERY uneducated! but i guess that's what you're aiming for, huh? :P