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He's not my real dad

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it, then showed it to all my friends at my party, all while we were eating. FML

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perdix 31

1 January 2010, 16:39

A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

fmlfmlfml15 0

1 January 2010, 16:24

wow, thats just disgusting

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fmlfmlfml15 0

1 January 2010, 16:24

wow, thats just disgusting

redsox4021 0

7 May 2010, 04:33

Today I took a shit in the shape of a 2 (side note-AWSOME) and showeda pic of it at my step sons party during dinner and he was like WTFML

xtfauthorx 0

4 June 2010, 19:25

that's AWESOME a number 2 in the shape of the number two????? it's inspired it's genius!!!!

tiptoppc 21

30 December 2022, 00:45

That’s nothing! I took a shit so bad, the log alone kept the toilet from flushing , requiring emergency maintenance from my apartment managers to come with a 10ft snake to unclog it. That’s without paper. And literally tore me a new asshole (i now have an anal fissure) so a number two is tamed. To be fair, the constipation I suffered was so bad, it took two hours to pass it, and almost made me vomit from the pain. The rest came out like softserve yogurt right after and I literally lost 9lbs on that alone (i went from 171 to. 162lbs in one shit.) The ball is in the court of others to top that! The golgothan has been summoned!