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He's not my real dad

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it, then showed it to all my friends at my party, all while we were eating. FML

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A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

fmlfmlfml15 0

wow, thats just disgusting

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schwinn11 0

Atleast he didn't get it out and show it to everyone

quarty165 0

I'm in with you on this one. Mine is just as bad. FYL indeed.

muffinsareyummy 1

greatest. step parent. ever.

lol. first time i read it i thought u were the one who took the picture.

tonyihopness 0

wait so he shit to make his shit look like shit . is that what your saying muthafucka

He should call the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute I'm Zurich. Their number is listed on their website.

haha i appreciated this comment!! And OP are you from Mackay by any chance?

ohaider123 0

Ew. I probably wouldn't talk to him for a while.

I bet they enjoyed their food.

omgitsjackiee 0

I'd walk right out of the house at that point.

Your stepdad is awesome. LOLOL