Today, I filled out a political survey for a psychology experiment. A really cute girl was doing it, too. We hit it off and flirted through the surveys, and I asked her out when it was done. Then I found out it was really an attraction experiment and she was in on it. She was acting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half-dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness affects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML
Today, I volunteered to be a "mentally stable" person in a psychology experiment at my university. Little did I know, they'd paired me with a psychology grad student who asked me a series of increasingly bizarre and personal questions about my life. I ended up questioning my own sanity. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Vball6 19
It was a psychology experiment.. Yes, yes you do..
wut_fml 0
#5 - you need to take a psych class or two. There are plenty of experiments done on humans influencing their emotions all the time. OP - don't feel bad. Experiments like this are done all the time. It happens to a lot of guys.
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nastynate 0
That's ****** up.... Did you get her number?
ohreally123 0
lol. This kind of thing happens all the time, and it's why I never did these studies for extra credit in psychology 101. And that was two years ago, so it's not some kind of out dated practice.
steven812 0
I bet you think strippers like you too
Tsukasa_fml 0
That's cruel.
YallNoobs 0
#12 forgot to put "FML" at the end of her report.
Tobias_Grey 0
Ouch. But I'm not gonna lie, that's one experiment I've always wanted to do. XD Sorry, dude.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
that's pretty cold. maybe you should ask her out anyways. or atleast ask her if she was interested in you at all.
RavensRule97 0
35 is a douchebag and Op... dude.. that sucks a lot dude. hey, at least you had the confidence to ask her out in the 1st place
HahahaThatsFunny 0
You asked her o ut that soon ? That's dumb .. You didn't even like know her a day ? ..
nuga 0
35 & 44, what was he supposed to think? She was flirting back with him and acting interested, that doesn't make him a loser. To the OP: that sucks but props to you for being ballsy enough to ask her out; I hate it when guys are too sissy to be straightforward about what they want.