Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
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FaraPjJammaz 13
When I was 12, I had my first phone -_- but it was for practical reasons since the middle school was kind of far. Anyways but I was never spoiled, cause if I was my parents wouldn't have it (Asians :D ) I think it all depends on how well the parents raise their kids. Besides, why compare 2 different ages? :/ Ok, so back then the cool things were DS's and portable cd players and all that stuff. Now it's just cellphones, touch screen innovation and the best-new technology. It's just what we grow up with and around to. But I do agree, there's always that kid that takes things for granted. But as for OP, hope she'll grow up and show some respect because I don't think it's hit her yet how one day, there'll be a birthday where you won't even be there anymore :(
wisese 0
Awwww, she does love you, she's just got a one-track mind right now. I still talk to my daddy that way and I'm turning 23 next month. But I do it specifically to be obnoxious.
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Comments (223)
Mollyrenee27 1
she should be happy she has a good dad , mine wont say he loves me , ever , and ignors my birthday .
debatingalways 0
YDI for getting an 11 year old a phone
Dodie__fml 2
People forget who raise kids to be this way, but maybe she is just a brat.
friedchickenpie 14
121 and 155 -- about your comments on 97 Please, do the world a favor and look up the meaning of the word "sarcasm."
bighood24 17
Why's everyone asking why his daughter has a cell phone? She's 12 and they probably want to have a way to get a hold of her if she's not home. Now as for her sounding ungrateful, she's 12, and excited for presents... As many people here have said, any kid her age is going to focus more on presents and the party
xxchocotacoxx_fml 0
214- same here
epicfailwin97 0
What the **** did u expect U whiny old dipshit!!
smarter_than_you 0
Quit yer whining
rexreta 5
:(
missadoodikins 9
Don't take it too hard. She's a tween. At least she replied to the text.