Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML
Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Send him to FMyLife. We'll tear him a new asshole.
YayFlameWarz 9
Your- A possesive which belongs to you You're- You are IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
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Comments (197)
bubo_fml 11
Always resent the asshole that signs your paycheck...
Btreasure 8
Someone did that to me on FML I just said thank you
DamnSmooth 0
He probably picked up on the fact that you were simply following the latest wacky Internet fad. I like to call it the 'I hate it when people use incorrect grammar, spelling or punctuation & therefore must always immediately correct it cuz' it makes me so mad' fad. (But in reality, it really doesn't bother you at all. There is, however; the 'Killing Yourself' fad which is gonna be all the rage. You should jump all over that one.)
BritLass 15
That'll teach you for being a smart ass and a know-it-all!
henrygondorff 2
Even with the best of bosses, you have to earn the right to correct them by doing your job well over time. Even then, you do it privately and politely. Yes, some bosses suck but it is never a good idea to show them up.
Jujubilee 1
Your boss is an ignorant @$$b*tch who thinks they're amazing people which they're not; like mine! Upper management are always idiots who don't know sh!t.
j_cat187 20
You're stupid
roseXthorns 8
GRAMMAR NAZI!
kgbjay 1
Dont be a smart ass hes your boss lol
HomeAl0ne 20
*he's
divadro102 16
You disrespected his shit.