stinker This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I reassured her that I would not throw a party. She replied, "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that?" FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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thefme1 0

22 February 2009, 05:34

lol. I think I would have a party just to spite her.

KenMcGormick 0

22 February 2009, 06:48

throw a party... invite many strangers

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FussyFangs 4

17 March 2012, 17:27

Sounds like a time for Project X.

c0Oki3z 4

18 March 2012, 16:57

Last time I did that my house caught on fire and they sent the riot police up my street while people at my party threw bottles at them while a crazy guy with a flamethrower tried to kill everyone. Oh and someone drove my Mercedes into the pool.