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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Good job!

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

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Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

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8: Still unemployed.

Thank you! that was the first thing I noticed. LOL.

I always list more than necessary with such questions. Problem teachers/authority/folks?

cherrypieguy 0

yes. ******* magnets, how do they work?

I'm to lazy to overachieve I'm like neutral I guess

ThatLooksSticky 16

You should have played it off by adding one more: over achiever.

also, listener is a noun..

That's the point of the FML I believe.

Acousticpixie14 6

"Listener" is not an adjective...so I certainly hope you did not list "intelligent" as one...also, for all of the comments saying "overachiever"...well that's also a noun, not an adjective. Please go back to 3rd grade [:

Just a wild guess, but I think it might help if you knew how to count, and listen.

Hmm.. the most obvious fail for me was that the 7th 'adjective' was listener whereas he was supposed to give only 5. Though the adjective fail is also a listening fail. Basically, he just double failed with one word.