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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Go to jail, donut pass go
Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fundraisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML
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Jacobt24 19
I always wondered why schools say they need more money -_-
cherrybitches 6
report her
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Jacobt24 19
I always wondered why schools say they need more money -_-
daysgoby902 6
I know right
qwert1994 0
Now she can afford extra filling, and sprinkles. Woo hoo.
cheapluxury 4
Donut recession
MizzErikaHart 8
mind ur business op. that's y ur mad.
YacL 15
Smart man. Stuff for the school would be smarter though.
demonxshadow 1
you probably eat the donuts as well.
khaya 9
It's only theft if they can find what she stole and I'm pretty sure they are gone by now.
DesB 7
They actually do it so when it comes time for your class senior prom they have enough money to make the prom how ever the seniors want it to be...
simply_improper 1
thats alotta feakin donuts.
dreamering 16
104- Because that's the police academy.
The_Weirdo 10
Are you sure your School Cop isn't in on this?
bubble25_fml 5
at 25¢ a piece she would have... THUNDER THIGHS!!!
lolzforfun228 3
Is this like, fraud? Or in other words, illegal?
manMadeFAIL 7
fat ass principle.... next she will get twinkies! lol jk but tat suks report her to the school board!
dolphincheddar 10
keep donating till she dies of diabetes. selfish fat bitch :)
EvilPotato 15
sue her.
LexxyLiime 0
I bet shes a fattie.
LexxyLiime 0
By the way, how did you find this out? o.o
LexxyLiime 0
That the principal used the money for donuts I mean. Gaaaahhh, sorry for the mini-spam of comments.
a_nutritionist 10
suing her is only an option if youre a fucktard. as for getting her in trouble, i am betting the money is being used and then replaced, ie they borrowed some money out of the donations because they didnt have it on them and then replaced it. but assuming whats said is true, reporting them would work because they would have accurate records of how much has been donated, which would not add up in their audit.
domolovesyoshi 33
yes she it was fund raiser money as in like charity money
doglover100 29
My sister's soccer team had raised a ton of money for new equipment. Months passed, money was gone from the bank account but they had no new uniforms or equipment. The high school usually favors boy sports over girl sports.
Bdubs21 4
I'm sure you won't be DONUTING any more money...
cherrybitches 6
report her
johnson94 5
you are making a fat ass very happy! be proud of yourself
Mahkymahk 0
thats a lot of donuts
katiek69 0
mahkymahk... your hott
SmittyJA24 26
Seriously. If you've got iron-clad evidence, go to the school board with it. And, if the school board does nothing, go to your local DA. I'd **** with that fat donut-eating bitch of a school principal 'til she was gone.
Bakayarou_fml 0
This is a case the police will actually go for! think of the rewards :D
imnotonaboat 0
nice shorts 30
hudson155 0
sorry
CrumbledCookies 0
Well, that's school principal's for ya. Our's spends it on taking himself and his stupid office people out to eat at fancy restaurants. File charges.
amaxinglysexii 0
must be one FAT person. thats a shit load of donuts just from ur 100$!
iAmScrubs 19
He or She's obviously doing it to make a massive edible playground made out of donuts. This way, there is a soft landing pad. Props to the principal for thinking about safety.
whiteboy7thst 2
And to think I was worried that the principal was stealing...
TKrisha_fml 5
Lol, if only they were true. :-D
Goldendesu 0
Heh heh, of course she'd do that. But that'd give her an excuse to stay "on patrol to make sure no one gets hurt", and eat while watching. And no, guys, I have no proof of this, whatsoever. No one donates to our fundraisers now. ~OP
borntoperform 14
Wow no more donations for her!
techweed 12
She totally conned you......
mexicotoucher 7
This is why you never donate anything to anyone whatsoever.
bloobelly 0
hello :)
Ryley1 0
doughnuts huh. did she used to be a police officer?
Awahso 25
Are you stupid?
jobart_fml 5
no! funny!!'
HyundaiOwner7 0
I think he is.
BigNik 0
probably.
mejiiaa 0
i laughed hahaha
donnymarkus 3
119, let uz ****!
hnz 13
you can report her for embezzling school's fund
GreenMaze 0
you should report her to your principal. Oh wait,NVM.
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
I must say very nice use of word, shocks me to know other people know some vocabulary
imbordsoimhere 0
WTF does embezzling mean?
bentleysdad11611 0
if your gonna embezzle money my god at least get something fun and cool ... fatty
perdix 31
Must be a shitty school where they don't teach you how to spell "principle." Your principle has no principals.
hnz 13
win
Jacobt24 19
haha I didn't even notice that. Maybe my principal buys donuts!
tanzanika 0
lmao
diostah 0
Actually, principal is the correct spelling for the head of a school. While principle is the term having to do with morality.
Bobissmall 13
#10 is wrong... Principal is either a noun or an adjective, but both uses have very similar meaning. Principle is simply a noun. Principal (noun): the most important person in an organisation. Principal (adjective): the first in importance, rank, value, etc. Principle (noun): a standard or a rule.
RedPillSucks 33
mods probably changed it... While we're at it, isn't it "doughnuts" or is "donuts" another americanism
Bobissmall 13
Oh i see i thought #10 was saying le was the correct spelling.
My_Nightmare 19
#10, you're a dumbass. If you're going to try and lecture other people on their spelling you should run a spellcheck on yourself first. The OP was correct in the spelling of "principal". Way to fail at life. So much for you feeling smart for the day. . .
poy2x 0
#10 epic fail
YourMomsFml 0
damn grammar nazis
z3vil 11
didn't anyone ever teach you the trick to spelling principle and principal? 'the principal is your PAL.' clearly the principal ISN'T your pal here, but that's still how you spell it.
perdix 31
When I wrote my comment, it was spelled "principle." I wish the mods would leave an annotation like "Spelling corrected at 10:52am" so we early commenters don't look like fools.
craphappened 4
#10 didn't fail. The original post used "principle" instead of "principal".
BigNik 0
#10 what an idiot. try to correct someone, and make yourself look like a jackass. you must be a politician. or a cop.
BigNik 0
and #111, you're an idiot too.
YourMomsFml 0
you all fail
randomchickkk 0
just leave BigNik.
cookiemonsterluv_fml 0
I think it's both.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Number 10, OP had it right... you got it wrong. Grammar nazi fail.
Yreffoeg 0
Epic fail. She did spell it correctly, her school 'principal' embezzles money because she has poor 'principles'. You my friend, are an idiot.
Jezebelvicious 0
Actually, OP is correct and you are wrong!
shayla27 0
its always nice when you try to correct someone and you are actually the one who is wrong ;)
ilovecats15 1
you're an idiot