Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well it's pretty obvious alcohol and medication don't mix! It probably said it on the information on the medications package. You fully deserve it
MaceFaceLOL 8
Do they not say on the prescription not to drink with alchohol..Learn to ready buddy...YDI
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Comments (102)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
My meds do that without booze ._.
dirtroadboy 7
Sounds like a waste of money to me..
Gene06 3
Well duh the bottle says don't mix with alcohol pretty much 99 percent of the time
Ashtondunbar 0
Apparently no one on FML parties who doesn't mix alcohol with pharmaceuticals
hguzman904 0
Hangover part 3??? lol
isis_morrigan 18
great job hero! those little labels they put on there that plainly say "do not consume alcohol while on this medication" or something along those lines, they don't put that crap on the bottles simply because they are bored. you should actually read them and follow the directions! always pay attention to what it says you cannot have or take while on a med, you can die! then again, darwins theory of evolution, i guess we could look at your behavior as chlorine in the gene pool!
djsamixin 3
Was either xanax or a narcotic pain med I'm guessing. Be careful.
GamerMaster2041 12
You are lucky to be alive
wuzzup969 2
You sure u weren't just drunk?
TheGreenArrow 3
It was probably nickleback no worries op they have that effect on people. You deserve it dumb ass. Have you never taken a health class or heard all the warnings about alcohol and meds?