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highlydisgusted This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Ottawa, Canada

Fun night out

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

So, when's the second date?

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how did he wipe? you prolly held his hand after too lol.

I hope he didn't try touching you afterwards.

That is the perfect opportunity to take a number 4.

at least he made it pretty apparent that he is a Shit bag and now you don't have to waste your time wondering

misslady23 10

How classy -.-

he's a keeper!

Couldn't he go before hand?

Hopefully that was the last date.

that is so much better then having him being drunk, puking and ******** on your bosses' front lawn. then cleaning him up.

icepick23 12

Why date a dog? Try a human & I doubt you will have that problem!