Today, the week-long debate in my Senior Composition class reached a new height. A student brought in a special map and a globe to "prove" that the Earth is flat. FML
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Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument for Flat Earth. The debate has died down, thank God, but I fear the day someone manages to set him off again and he starts screaming about "the government lying to us about the shape of the planet!!".
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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RichardPencil 32
It’s not just the map that is “special.”
Xavyeah 74
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. Wait...
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EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument for Flat Earth. The debate has died down, thank God, but I fear the day someone manages to set him off again and he starts screaming about "the government lying to us about the shape of the planet!!".
Danne696 14
How the **** can half your class think the earth is flat? This is just so hard to fathom since I've never actually met someone in real life that truly belives that the earth is flat and you claim that half the people in your class does..
Mike Crews 2
Even more proof that we as a society are doomed! That, in a senior class? Did he miss the 5th grade graduation?
newwitch2010 11
Everyone in that class was dumber for having listened to him.