Juju Bear This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Paris, France

Early morning noise

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and while half-asleep, muttered, "What time is it? Have the neighbours started drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

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WCARlover 35

8 March 2016, 17:55

You really blew her away

raaron773 19

8 March 2016, 17:55

Wow

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hellnosucka 27

8 March 2016, 19:45

when one keeps ones farts inside ones body, said farts will create inner explosions that act as a tear gas to the body's systems. don't Google it, just believe it.

pandalover69 26

8 March 2016, 22:09

This is funny, why is it getting down voted? It's obviously a joke. Plus it's the plot of an old South Park episode.

wow2mylife 25

8 March 2016, 19:49

I think it's better than snoring anyway watch what you eat before bed

mrBearBear 11

8 March 2016, 20:00

This isn't even an FML. This is hilarious.

butterfly403 12

8 March 2016, 20:37

I totally agree with you on this. lmao!

SuckerPunched44 12

8 March 2016, 20:59

Forreal. I can't stop laughing LMAO

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

8 March 2016, 20:02

Lmao! My son does that. He hears things at night and responds to them in his sleep.

hardcorepunk87 18

8 March 2016, 20:37

"Uhh yeah and I think they hit a pipe or something. Smells like methane don't you think?"

sunflower_seal 17

8 March 2016, 20:52

Funny, not an fml though Jaja . Guess they didn't smell?? Jaja

jfj126 13

8 March 2016, 21:19

Just be glad that you had a good excuse.

citrusglass 22

8 March 2016, 21:27

So...one of your farts has been compared to a drilling noise. Yeah, maybe tone it down a notch. You know, so that it just sounds like a nice, relaxing trumpet. In the middle of the night. I believe in you, OP.