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Juju Bear This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Paris, France

Early morning noise

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and while half-asleep, muttered, "What time is it? Have the neighbours started drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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WCARlover 35

You really blew her away

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Comments (41)

babygirlllllll 16

One time my boyfriend farted so loud i thought someone broke into the bedroom and tried to shoot us

ConnyTheUnicorn 8

I can't believe I'm explaining some random person on the internet how to fart silently in bed. Try to lie on your side in a kind of fetus position, if that doesn't work, additionaly try to pull apart your butt cheeks a bit with your hand, nothing gross, just grab the whole buttcheek and move it. The air should escape silently then (not always though). It's important to not force the farts out since they will become louder. Anyway, I think you should be able to loudly fart in front of your significant other, exept when you want to be quiet or when it's too stinky. :D

Sillsallad 15

You - you made me snort! Seeing this is just something I read on the Internet it's basically the same as laughing out loud like a maniac

Alpot 10

so she married the "drilling machine"...? sounds like a great nickname for your penises...

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Op is a female, comment failure.

acmariner99 25

Drill baby drill!

dnissila 10

Oh wow, such a first world problem.

aliciousness116 16

Nice save! You didn't blow it.

Goblin182 27

Holding them in is unhealthy, let 'em rip.

Juju_Bear 3

Hi ! OP here! Thanks for your hilarious comments, that made us laugh, my girlfriend and me (yes I'm a girl too, for those who were wondering =)) (Mention spéciale for # 2 3 4 9 10 17 22 23 27 30 35!). I'll make a more detailed comment when I'll have time =)

lazlowrave 10

Hey, I fart myself awake sometimes in front of my girlfriend. It's something that is just.

repKyle95 24

You are lucky. Many men would be jealous of your ass-blasting prowess.