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MandieL This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

Dream baby dream

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML

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Much better you falling than her falling OP, but still that sucks FYL

Oh, could've been much worse. *and it was all a dreeeeam* *swooshy screen wipe*

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Much better you falling than her falling OP, but still that sucks FYL

Better you than her? Sucks that you couldn't save yourself though

"Sucks you couldn't save yourself." And just how would you expect someone to be able to stop themselves from falling off their bed while they're subconscious?

That was kinda a joke.

You don't expect them to. It's a situation where they couldn't, and that sucks.

Didn't sound like you were joking. Might wanna work on your sense of humor.

The things kids can do to a parent.

I don't think the kid caused op to fall off the bed unintentionally.

#20 pretty sure he meant how having kids affects your mind because it really does.

But the baby is ok?

Probably not in the dream world.

What can I say? Kids these days!!

Mathalamus 25

Well, at least it didn't really happen.

I'm sure as a parent you would prefer the later anyway. I hope you didn't hurt in the morning!

Oh, could've been much worse. *and it was all a dreeeeam* *swooshy screen wipe*

I guess that's just how you roll.

Well at least you're still a good parent in your dreams!