Bob
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Damn, son
Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML
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marleyvk 0
I'd frame it.
allmidnighteyes 11
You've never met her because you've only watched her.
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ilc74 0
you don't have to meet her to stalk her
suzuki2005 2
apparently she doesn't wanna meet you either lol
MissErikaHart 0
tell it
mandy_Reeves 0
you look like the new gay guy on Glee...Blaine...the private school kid who likes kurt
suzuki2005 2
you look like chewbacca
PurpleAddict 0
Dude, stop pretending not to know her and confess! Just kidding. You should probably get all that stuff cleared up though...
The1gamer 14
lol
Jimboom 12
Wow. You must be a pro. Stalking a girl without even knowing it.
italiangurrl 8
lol nice one
aannddaayy 0
now you never will meet her :)
gusgus36 5
name mixup? who knows...how weird... i'm sure you could talk to someone to find out why
angel55033 12
but stalked?
firechildredhead 0
OH MY GOSH! WHAT did you do to your back?!? Interesting.
allmidnighteyes 11
Ummm, she got a tattoo? It's a ******* beautiful backpiece, too.
funzcpl 0
love your ink! I have quite a few too. nice work.
kellykerplunkksl 0
it's such a big target too!
RedPillSucks 33
It's totally distracting during sex. Might as well have the New York Times tattooed on your back. It does look pretty though.
mandy_Reeves 0
awwww sh@t. that is some gorgeous artwork right there!!! wow....very nice!!! i have a rose and a butterfly on my wrist.
angel55033 12
haha thanx guys
firechildredhead 0
That's really odd. Perhaps she is trying to keep HERSELF from stalking you any longer? lol maybe not. Dunno. That's really weird.
allmidnighteyes 11
youtube.com/watch?v=y8v2HRLs84Q ^ the theme song to OP's life