iamnotalawyer
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Glendale, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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linkinpark98 24
That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D
vintagemeow 6
I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..
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Comments (114)
hateevryone 15
People these days are so stupid. Always prejudging.
soupisyummy 13
* disturbed mother pushes shopping cart and says* See that, Billy? That's why you go to private school.
bizarre_ftw 22
You may not be a lawyer, but I suggest you get one on speed dial quick - just in case of false accusations
cavy102 10
During my job as a camp instructor over the summer, one of the kids informed me that I'm absolutely terrifying.
Dizzy_Roar92 5
Did u do or say anything to make them say that?
304050 1
Pedophile much;P
G0odgrief 0
if she keeps using you as an example they will start to feel like you are all old friends
laurenmacias 0
You should start up day care services
mannykatany 9
You must party to hard:)
chicago86 1
did you try the "popsicles down in the basement" trick ?