Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, after just two days of asking me to officially be his girlfriend, my boyfriend started following his ex-fiancé. When confronted, he admitted to chatting with her for over two hours about an important family matter. FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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KarmaLanding 0
Your boyfriend sounds a lot like my ex. Who told all our mutual friends that I'm a monstrously perverted sexual deviant with "an extensive collection of horse **** ****** and my own personal dungeon". Why? Because I was "mean" to him when he tried to hook up with me after I broke up with him.
julay_fml 0
lol you do realize that you're going to soon be the crazy ex girlfriend right?
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mon_e_mons 0
how is this an FML? you have the opertunity to get back in such a way that would make his cheating on you worth it just so you could get back at him. you should be racking ur brain at the possiblilties
RavishMe77 0
I know the feeling! Except, I was the girlfriend at the time, and it was the crazy girl who my ex was cheating on me with that spoke to me (and before I caught her, she'd been speaking to me through his MSN account, pretending to be him...that's the definition of crazy, folks). I also confirmed his cheating by accessing the e-mail password that he so stupidly gave me. People like that are disgusting; this doesn't have to be a FYL just because you should be soooooo glad to be rid of him.
jenjen1112 0
well every guy has a "crazy ex-girlfriend" im pretty sure my exboyfriends refer me like that u just have to be thankful to have spoken to ur boyfriend "crazy exgirlfriend" cuz u found out some secrets ur bf has well good luck
fawfulster 11
Send a message to all those girls and tell them that ass is cheating on them with a dozen of other girls.
FleurDelacour498 0
Oh that sucks. Really. I'm sorry. You would've found out he was cheating anyway. Better late than never...seriously though, he's a jerk.
xenomorph 0
This may be relevant to your situation: http://xkcd.com/215/
did_it_4_lulz 0
Isn't this more like a win? I mean, c'mon, you can spy on your pathetic bf and then dump him, and move on.
eezoo07 0
checking his e-mails would make you crazy as well. but in that case, I think we're all a little crazy. guys blow.
cmac86 24
who the hell needs a whale **** *****? holy shit how horny can you be?! the thing must be the size of a car, so how in hell would you use the thing?! same with a horse- who gets horny enough to have a piece of plastic at least a yard long shoved into you?!
phatdaddy 0
Ever nail a Mormon? After popping out 13 kids, things, well... you get the idea.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hmm... makes me wonder if I should speak with any crazy exes my partners claim to have. Then again, I do value my health.